My wife and I have been learning to chant all of the Orthodox services. We had to sleep all of Bright Week after participating in Pascha week. As our beloved priest was patiently giving us another lesson today, I could not help but think of a clip from the television series, Star Trek. If Captain Kirk were Orthodox, he might explain the process of learning to chant the services something like this:
Maybe it would be a relief if someone just gave me the Vulkan Nerve Pinch!